facethedawn:

“It’s not enough to be a self-aware asshole. You have to stop being an asshole.”

— Bo Burnham

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prosperarluz:

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spacemancharisma:

spacemancharisma:

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

well this is just… one of the worst things you could say

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humorstar:

trying to be fashion

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itsmisspickle:

dailytweets:

Amazon Link: https://amzn.to/2twJSuu

Looks like millennials kill an industry before it even got off the ground😂

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snakeybones:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

burplesnurf2:

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass
Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

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